One day there was a man who went into the forest. Little did he know an insane murderous psychopath was following him with a large knife. The man heard a noise, and turned around.....nothing there. The man then turned around again, only to be stabbed in the stomach by the murderer. Blood flowed from his stomach as he screamed in overwhelming pain and fell. The murderer then slit his throat and warm blood sprayed from his neck. As he died, the murderer stuck his hand inside his bleeding throat and ripped out his tounge. The man died, and the murderer carved open his stomach and pulled his intestines out. Chunky bits of meat and blood covered his hands.
After he finished disembowelling him, he gathered all the innards and cooked it up in a pot and ate it with some fava beans and a nice chianti. Then a skeleton popped out.